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Solving Problems, Two and a Half Elves Style
Aridelle: I've been poisoned. SOMEONE HELP PLEASE? CLERIC?
Evil DM: *turns to the Cleric* Do you have Neutralize Poison?
Evil DM: Do you have Slow Poison?
Danielle (Meebo): ...I have Magic Missile.
Before you fuck up and call her anything less than her name, before you grab her...– Rachel Wiley (via odetothemodernman) “We do not dream of boys who will save us from towers.” (via thedrumburner)
vajitus: When somebody tells you the words: Room in the Attic You think of the dusty smell And a grandmother, She wears pale blue Or maybe pink or white You read about lands Beyond imagination And a boy named Bastian You find a box of keepsakes Of an angry pirate and treasures But only if you dare that dusty smell Becomes the sun that burns your skin Saya Valiente